yellow submarines and 60s dive suits

Tonight I wish I was a member of the Calypso; smoking a pipe with Jacques Costeau and sailing the oceans of the world. Sometimes I would be wearing a fetching yellow-striped wetsuit. Sometimes I would be playing with the boat's dachshund. But most of the time I would be soaking up the sun, enjoying the beauty of nature and marveling at what lies beneath. All while modeling an eye-catching red beanie perched atop my head.

when inertia strikes

My list of things to do is as long as my arm but when I sit in front of my computer ready to work, inertia floods over me. Instead of crossing things off my list I stare blankly at my screen or take yet another look at one of the ridiculous fashion blogs I am addicted to.

Now it is night and my list of things to do lies unmarked beside me. Evidence of my remorse for a wasted day.

I think I'll go read a book.