yellow submarines and 60s dive suits

Tonight I wish I was a member of the Calypso; smoking a pipe with Jacques Costeau and sailing the oceans of the world. Sometimes I would be wearing a fetching yellow-striped wetsuit. Sometimes I would be playing with the boat's dachshund. But most of the time I would be soaking up the sun, enjoying the beauty of nature and marveling at what lies beneath. All while modeling an eye-catching red beanie perched atop my head.